oooohh... PICTURES!!! :)

Alright so instead of taking the ghastly time to update with useless words, I figured I'd put some pictures on this thing! :)

So yeah, enjoy!

Brittany my darling and I at Kathryn's WONDERFUL 16th birthday bash!!

 ummm... yeah I'm gagsta.

because the sun never sets on a bad ass...

pulling the Mariah Carey at New Years!! (inside joke.. don't ask)

Britt and I at the aquarium when we really wanted to go to the zoo..

that's right! touchin a wall of WATER!!!

and this would be the creative Ryan's pic he took of me in Chemistry

hehe

my fantabulous guard at WGI Houston Regional at KF where we completely KICKED ASS!!! Don't look at me though.. I'd been puking all day.. eww...

[insert emo caption here]

I was sad I couldn't audition for Phantom, so I took a happy pic

our cookie cake Tim got us before WGI Austin regionals!

and POP!

ooh baby, you know I can play defense ;)

why yes as a matter of a fact we ARE the deal

in Mid-Air!! *gasp!*

you can tell the two on the far right that are FAKING the toss... grrr...

uh huh

ALMOST DONE!!!!!

WHA-BAM!!!!

and then this is when we got the talk about how much we "LOOKED LIKE VOMIT!!!"

Emily and I half dead after a winterguard competition

my favorite picture from marching season.

ps. if you look closely you can see Mace's ass!!

Kassadi and I at a game

Angel of the week!

we all look dumb, but for some reason I LOVE THIS PICTURE!

haha I'm about to sneeze! lol

Zach, Davey and I before a game

I can't believe how happy I look..

My guard. I'm not in this pic because I'm actually about 5 feet in front of them at retreat to accept our first WG trophy of the season!

Kevin and I at banquet last year

Kassadi and I

the guys doing the YMCA

LEAN BACK

I can't possibly describe how funny this was...

Kevin while we were waiting on Zach..he's so goofy

the guys in their muscle pose

Zach was broken. And his date was a whore. lol

Kevin and I before leaving

my older brother Robby-- asleep

Robby-- drunk on his 21st birthday.. playing video games

Fube it up and I before the first game our sophomore year

look how young we are! wow.

Higgi, Phoebe and I at Homecoming

I love how I'm laughing and not even paying attention to what's going on

haha I couldn't figure that darn thing out!

I still don't know what's going on

headshot of the girls

wait.. can I get it??... haha NO.

brit, stacy and I at the hair salon

hah I look dumb

We <3 Celine our hairstylist

Gary and I

Gary and I again...

Our Group :D

ok so that's all for now. Hope I bored you all enough with my ever-so-random pictures!

-:-Ashlie

Currently Listening How To Save A Life By The Fray over my head see related

Drum Corp, skipping TAKS , being a rebel, and all you need in life to make you go insane.

Alright, so it's been ages since I've bored anyone with my life stories. Instead of spending forever filling you all in, I'd rather just spill the latest grub going on in my psychotic life.

So where shall we begin? Let's start with that I will be missing Thursday and Friday of school this week (yes, 4/20 [Thurs]-- National day to get stoned, sad.. I know) Which also for those of you deaf to Dr. Indelicado's announcements, is TAKS testing. But to hell with TAKS. I'll just have to make them up. Because yours truely is going to North Carolina for her final audition to march Carolina Crown Drum and Bugle Corp this summer. So, I'm pretty stoked. I've been doing some hardcore training since I got my call back in December. Now it's time for me to go show em why I deserve that position on their guard.

Our guard won the National Championship last month. Yes, you read correctly, the KLEIN GUARD WON NATIONALS. That's right, we're the deal. nuff said, foo.

I won first place in arm wrestling at the Latin Olympics. This would be the second time that I tore up some bitches. I guess they just didn't see these big guns comin'. lol.

I spent all this weekend and the last, and I'm pretty sure the one before that as well, with Mr. Vijan Patel, my most awesomest best buddy in the universe. We saw 'Thank you for smoking' with Brian (I refuse to call him BMac like everybody else), Matt  Bongornio (yeah I have no idea how he spells his last name), Jeremy Stockten (once again with the spelling-- forgive me), Charles Prator (I refuse to call him 'my friend Charlie Prator' *cough* Vijan! *cough*), and of course the one and only Vijan himself. It was alot of fun, then we all went emo, well Brian went crazy, but the rest of us fell either emo or just plain tired, but needless to say it was great fun!

I missed all of my friends in Wind Symphony that went to NY. I almost didn't know what to do with myself...

So, I wrote my guard captain essay last night. It rocks. Duh.

Mr. Fletcher and I are going to Prom. I'm super stoked!

I have yet to find a date to band banquet... kind of a bad thing but w/e.

AP exams are coming up... fuck. Stupid studying, I'm already doing it... I HATE ENGLISH AND APUSH!!!! grrr... AP classes... grrr...

I was accepted into the Klein Writer's showcase. So basically I get to miss school for three days next week as I read some of my writing's to all of your english classes in the teaching theatre. Now, if only I could find that damn paper I wrote... uh oh.

Well, I'm off. I have to write a story about Mace. Yes, the wonderful Mace Perez, my buddy. We're covering him in the newspaper for a student feature, you know those over-achievers, and yours truely is writing the piece. Go me. Whoo!

Damn, I also have to go put air in my tires.. I hit a curb at HEB earlier. Gosh, I suck at this whole life thing.

Chio!

-:-Ashlie

Currently Listening Ordinary People By John Legend see related

WE GOT

FIRST

PLACE!!

We beat Oak Ridge... and even Ronald effing Reagan, of course among many other tough competitors in A class.

WOW... nuff said 8-)

Tim owes us a pizza party

OMIGOSH MY COMPUTER LIED TO ME!! THAT BITCH!

OK- so here's first off... My computer has smoked too much weed these days (as was his brain fried out from the hardcore 70's... we all know how that was) so the coloring has been completely off. The layout I had, I liked... BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE DAMN CUPCAKES WERE BLUE!!!!!!!! A very masculine color of blue I might add... don't ask why that matters, but when I signed on now I come to find out that the cupcakes on my layout are not blue as they had once appeared, but were in fact PINK. blasphemy!

Needless to say.. the pink is gone and I can continue on with life. DAMN YOU ALL FOR NOT TELLING ME!!! just kidding! But my deepest apologies for the pink on my xanga.. how terrible it truely was.

SO GOOD NEWS!!!! This morning I went back to school after battling my dyingness of Pharyngitus and what's the first thing I have to do in 1st period English with good ole' Sandy? Oh yeah that's right-- Read my paper before the class. YaY?

So I read, my voice has slithered away to nothing, but I knew it was a damn good paper, so I continue. I end with SNAPS!!! MS. SANDOVAL GAVE ME SNAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMIGOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! She then proceeded to inform me that she "loved my tone of voice" and that I spoke with such "depth." What's next you ask? After class as I try to hall out the door before she reems me for still not having made up that test from last week, when she asks me to represent the 11th grade class in UIL writing. O... freaking.... M.... G...... After I pick my jaw up, I see that she's serious. Apparently she likes my writing. And to think I thought this woman hated me.. Oh well, because I  Ladies and Gent, get to leave class every Wednesday and go partake in competitions and practices for writing. WHICH I can earn a letter jacket in. Besides the fact that I already have a letter jacket, damnit I'll strive for a patch I tell you!! So- that made my day cheery nonetheleast.

In APUSH I had a jolly ole time fucking with Mr. Lewis. Now, that guy really DOES hate me and you can ask anyone in my group, hell, my class to prove that. He had asked us to print our pri-docs with each one on a seperate sheet of paper. Well, I skimmed over that to be honest. I placed and printed my 10 primary document essays all on about 3 sheets of paper. So I wrote a warm kind fuzzy note at the bottom basically outlining to him that I'm a treehugger, threw in a fact that for every ton of paper you save 17 trees will live, then gave reference that Gifford Pinchot (America's first progressive treehugger and the guy I did my report on last week) inspired me. And then of course I added my famous trademark beside my named (signed informally ash) a smiley face. :)

So now my day is just getting started! After school, practice was HELL. and that is taking it lightly. I don't think I have ever seriously gotten upset with Tim over anything, but today was my first. I was really hurt over his words and lack of consideration. I bust my ass out there with 14 other girls and the only thing he can say is "THAT SUCKED!" and "OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING!" and "Y'ALL LOOK LIKE CRAP!" We have a competition tomorrow and the encouragement from him was just overwhelming. We're all pysched up that we can do really well tomorrow at Magnolia, but Tim makes a freaking bet with Bethany that we won't be able to get 1st at ANY competition this year. Well, it's on. And believe me when I say, we have more drive now than ever. His words won't cut us anymore, because we're going to prove him wrong. And we know it.

OH YES! The highlight of this: Lindsey gave me a hug EVEN THOUGH I was stinky and covered in sweat. I love that kid <3 I swear if we were both gay I'd have like 37 babies with that woman. She's so.. uhh. AMAZING!!

I then proceed to go home after practice, make a stop by Chewy Balls of course first... they love me (and know me quite well) there. When I arrive home, Mr. Fletcher, maybe known to most as Mike, makes it very clear to me that he is extremely bored. So he tells me he will pick me up in 20 and we'll go see Brokeback Mountain. The Pickle?? I NEEDED A SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But-- I did it! I took a shower AND got ready in 20 minutes. I'm use to rolling out of bed at 7am and getting to school on time, but oh-ho! a shower! Now that's a different story. Needless to say I went with wet hair. And damnit I just didn't care.

Mike SPED to get there, like seriously. However it was comforting knowing that he has gone faster on multiple occassions. We ran from the parking lot. No Joke. Then i insisted on running to the theatre itself, when he proclaimed that "speed walking was better" I told him he looked like one of those old women in the mall and that reminded him that we would never see these people again in our lives. We watched the gay cowboys IN TIME!!

Let it be known: BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS AN AMAZING MOVIE. I'm sorry if you're a homophobe but get over yourself, it was fucking righteous screen writing. I insist you all see it. It really was exceptional. :)

So-- twas my rant for the night

I hope you all enjoyed it. but I must go for the evening as I have a 9am practice tomorrow until noon. yyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Have a wonderful night and I shall leave you with this...

"The only good reason to break traffic laws, is if theres good film in the balance... "

HAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

I'm so going camping this spring break bitches!

-:-Ashlie

I blame the DAMN milkman... rrr..

Greetings and Salutations!

My attemp was to make this short and sweet.

idk.. this is how I get off on a tangent...

So- Tuesday I wasn't feeling up to my usual spirits, but if you have the honor of knowing me (hehe) then you are familiar with my not complaining and just smiling through it. Well, I hope we can call most of the day Tuesday an exception because I bitched and moaned my way through it. I was not happy and damnit everyone would know it! I was battling a terrible soar throat, so if you are a close friend to me, you knew I felt like dying.

After a couple periods I realized I was sick. GAH! I had figured in the morning that it was just one of those "wake up on a cold morning scratchy throats kinda dealio" - but who was I kidding? Damnit I was in pain I tell you!

So Tuesday I come home from school after the lovely Lindsey so kindly taught me Stoichiemetry (which by the way is the DEVIL!) , and I even finished apush before 7pm!!!!!!! Then around that time I made the dreaded call to my father, mi padre, and asked for him to make me a doctor's appt for I now determined that I was in fact dying.

He takes me to some on call doctor that I hate (Dr. Pope had already gone home for the evening) and this guy pushes up and down on my stomach, asks me questions about my back and asked if I have diarrhea (I don't know what this guy was trying to get at..) --- when all I wanted was to get down to the bottom of my excruciating sore throat. So after emphasizing the sore throat to a high enough degree for the doctor to understand that that's only what I was there for... he finally looks down my throat and feels my neck and concludeds that I have Pharyngitus... yip-pee!!

So of course I stayed home today from school-- besides the fact that I'm contagious until 11:30 tonight-- and the major occurance that I feel like dying.

So Ladies and Gent- I'm outie for the evening. I sincerely hope you all enjoyed my rant.

I'm off to go curl up in my warm tea and hot gumbo, bland bread and 5th bowl of ice cream and DIE!!!!

blasphemy!

-:-Ashlie